User blog:TSRITW/The Anti-Porn Song, for wikis which don't have dias

CHRISSA

Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!

And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern --

the internet!

The internet is really really great

PIZZACAT

For porn!

CHRISSA

I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait

PIZZACAT

For porn!

CHRISSA

There's always some new site

PIZZACAT

For porn!

CHRISSA

I browse all day and night

PIZZACAT

For porn!

CHRISSA

It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

PIZZACAT

For porn!

SQUARANGL'R

That's wrong!

The internet's NOT for porn!

The internet's NOT for porn!

If you support Rule 34,

You'd wish you weren't born!

PIZZACAT

Squarangl'r! What are you doing?

SQUARANGL'R

Hello, PizzerCrap.

PIZZACAT

You are ruining my song.

(Squarangl'r fires Buff™ dart)

SQUARANGL'R

It wasn't even your song in the first place.

CHRISSA

Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

SQUARANGL'R

Oh, we will.

CHRISSA

I'm glad we have this new technology.

PIZZACAT

For p-

SQUARANGL'R

NOPE!

CHRISSA

Which gives us untold opportunity.

PIZZACAT

For-

SQUARANGL'R

For anything but porn!

CHRISSA

Right from your own desktop...

PIZZACAT

F-

SQUARANGL'R

Don't.

CHRISSA

You can research, browse and shop...

PIZZACAT

-

SQUARANGL'R

Not porn!

CHRISSA

Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!

SQUARANGL'R

Because...

The internet's NOT for porn!

The internet's NOT for porn!

You know that lust's a sin

And it's unfunny and worn!

CHRISSA

Yeah, PC, you're a pervert!

PIZZACAT

Sticks and stones, Chrissa.

(Squarangl'r fires Buff™ dart)

CHRISSA

Normal people do not look at sexual content on the internet!

PIZZACAT

Yes, they do!

SQUARANGL'R

Oh really?

Normal people, let the pervert hear your voices!

BL9KI, DORITWEN, NOMMY

The internet's NOT for porn!

The internet's NOT for porn!

We'd rather watch and listen to Nolan

Playing the horn!

PIZZACAT

STOP IT!

Doritwen, if you don't accept this image, I'll hack you!

DORITWEN

So what?

PIZZACAT

Nommy and Bl9ki, I'll spam on your message walls!

BL9KI

Huh?

NOMMY

Please, don't!

PIZZACAT

And Nolan, I'll let you vore everything you wanted!

NOLAN

Uh...

SQUARANGL'R

Nolan, remember the last time you ate everything?

NOLAN

Yeah, that regurgitation was a pain. Sorry PC, I'm sticking to actual food.

PIZZACAT

But... but...

SQUARANGL'R

Admit it, PizzerCrap! If you don't leave this studio immediately, we'll feed you to the Queen of Sausages!

PIZZACAT

...

SQUARANGL'R, YOU SON OF A-

(Squarangl'r puts Bend Tape™ on PizzaCat's mouth)

LEMONS

The internet's NOT for porn!

The internet's NOT for porn!

Perverts are like cacti

’Cause they're full of thorns!

PIZZACAT

(muffled) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LEMONS

Tho-o-o-orns...

PIZZACAT

(muffled) I HATE YOU ALL!

LEMONS

Tho-o-o-orns...

PIZZACAT

(muffled) I HATE COCOLEMON!

SQUARANGL'R

The internet's NOT for...

CHRISSA, DORITWEN, SQUARANGL'R

The internet's NOT for...

LEMONS

The internet's NOT for porn!